On your marks...

Hello Trainers!!!

What are you doing here?

I've had you for some time now. I bought you back from America remember? You're over a year old. I bought you because my other trainers were rubbish and hurting me when I went to the gym. I used to go to the gym quite a bit back then because my ex-boyfriend was a big gym freak and I kinda felt obliged.

But then he dumped me remember? And you never actually got to see the gym.

I'm sorry.

And I don't really wear you that often because you are a little bit clumpy and my feet are already a size 8 so don't need to be made to look bigger.

But now...

YOUR TIME HAS COME!!

For in less than 1 hour we will be going to a new gym that's just down the road from me which will make it that little bit more likely that I'll actually go. We're just going to have an induction so we'll take it slowly, I'm not going to be running 1,000km your very first time.

Are you excited?

Good. Don't let me down and make me hurt please.

PS Why are you so white? (Oh yeah, I had to wash you after the very muddy Oasis concert. You did a good job there by the way.)