Excuses, excuses...

What is the reason for me not posting for ages?

Is it because...

a) I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything interesting to blog about?

b)I have been drowning under a sea of papers and books as I try to complete my 2nd essay (and make it a masterpiece)

c) Wimbledon has started so all my spare energies are going in to watching it and wondering if 26 is too late to try and become and professional tennis player

d) I have been going to the gym and am so unfit that I come back and struggle to breathe, let alone raise a finger to type

e) I am a very lazy girl

f) All of the above?